she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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