found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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