Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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