Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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