ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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