Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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