I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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