Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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