so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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