i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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