yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She bit a glass in half.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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