So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
