he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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