Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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