I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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