Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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