My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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