i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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