It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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