Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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