Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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