would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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