I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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