Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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