i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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