I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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