i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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