Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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