Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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