hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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