im drinking this country out of the recession.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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