At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
false alarm, still single
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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