you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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