How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Send help, water and tortillas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
