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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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