the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We are two peas in an std pod
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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