The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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