i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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