Who did Billy Mays play for?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
