in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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