You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
