She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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