In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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