i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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