I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
