Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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