i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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