So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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