Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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