your parents love me but you hate me
your thong is hanging out like whoa
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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