There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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