rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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